PJ..............itne ghatiya ki sunke mar jaoge

Teacher: Khurram batao duniya ka ajeeb tarah ka janwar konsa hai?? Khurram: murgi Sir. Teacher: woh kese?? Khurram: sir ap ussey paida hone sai pehle bhi kha sakte hai or baad main b
After super success(??) of 'D' from Ram gopal varma...He's thinking of a sequel.. All the members of the gang will have long hair and hi-tech buckets instead of guns... Guess what the name of the movie will be?? "BAAL-D"

one day VIDYA BALAN marrys BRAD PITT.. n suddenly all the student cae close to her .....

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Coz after marriage she become VIDYAPITT (VIDYAPEETH - University)

Ek choti si love story

Boy & Girl in restaurant


Boy:-I Love u

Girl:-I dont Love u

Boy:- Think again?

Girl:-I told u. No no & no

Boy :- Waiter,bring seperate bills.

Girl:- ok ok....... I Love u too


Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto,

Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto?

Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only'
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Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye?

Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.